Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Mad Cow Disease

Generally speaking, I am terrified of cows.

I, Kat, who handles timber rattlesnakes in summer camp, chases around wild horses at a rehabilitation farm, works at a kennel full of pitbulls, get all excited when I see a hammerhead while SCUBA diving in the Caribbean, touches fire coral on dare...

Yes, cow are big scary beasts who make terrifying noises in the middle of the night that sound more like zombies eating babies than moos.


No comments: